She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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