I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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