I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Let's paint friendship bongs
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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