How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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