you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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