We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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