does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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