That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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