is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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