'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she pinky promised me she was 18
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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