9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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