So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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