K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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