And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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