If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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