morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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