It's Friday. Sex?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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