Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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