how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
3pm strippers are depressing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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