We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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