I wish i was in the wii world.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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