i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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