i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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