apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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