is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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