im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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