If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
