i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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