I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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