windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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