We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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