i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
did you just send me my own nude
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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