after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You've changed since you got that strap on
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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