How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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