Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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