So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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