Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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