We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
