I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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