is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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