were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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