The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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