Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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