are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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