i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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