How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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