I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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