is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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