Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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