butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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