just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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