hotel room ftw
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
