Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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