why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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